May 2013
6 posts
zackisontumblr:
If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
March 2013
1 post
HA FUCKING HA.
FUCK PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE PERFECT LIFE.
FUCK UNAPPRECIATIVE BITCHES.
FUCK PEOPLE WHO LOOK DOWN ON YOU.
SO. FUCKING. OVER. IT.
IM GOING TO FUCKING SCREAM.
February 2013
36 posts
And I’ve been drinking soy milk for a straight month now.
Its supposed to increase estrogen levels, which is what I need because I would like to obtain
BOOBS.
Is that to much to ask for?
I don’t want to be a 34B forever. :(
I can’t get a boob job because of how I scar.
How in the HELL do 14 year olds have bigger tits than me?!?!
Ergh.
1 tag
I would never commit suicide, and I am thankful for everything I have
but
sometimes I wish I could go away, off the network, from everyone and everything. And no one could know where I was.
Just me and my happiness.
“Wake up every morning and tell yourself that you’re a badass bitch from hell and...”
– Kate Nash’s advice to college students (via thecaminare-jai)
nickjohnas:
i think beyonce just won the superbowl
I want a guy who:
is afraid to lose me
will randomly take me to get pedicures
takes my side over everyone’s
spoils the shit out of me
can’t say no to my face
loves all the stupid shit about me
never makes my stomach drop
doesn’t have stupid good for nothing friends
won’t make me want to cry, EVER
will call me to tell me goodnight and txt me goodmorning
knows how...
trying not to swear after you stub your toe
howdoiputthisdisney:
My opening line to my introductory speech in class today:
Hello, my name is Emerald.
No, I am not a stripper.
fuck me.
January 2013
312 posts
