zackisontumblr: If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
HA FUCKING HA. FUCK PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE PERFECT LIFE. FUCK UNAPPRECIATIVE BITCHES. FUCK PEOPLE WHO LOOK DOWN ON YOU. SO. FUCKING. OVER. IT. IM GOING TO FUCKING SCREAM.
And I’ve been drinking soy milk for a straight month now. Its supposed to increase estrogen levels, which is what I need because I would like to obtain BOOBS. Is that to much to ask for? I don’t want to be a 34B forever. :( I can’t get a boob job because of how I scar. How in the HELL do 14 year olds have bigger tits than me?!?! Ergh.
I would never commit suicide, and I am thankful for everything I have but sometimes I wish I could go away, off the network, from everyone and everything. And no one could know where I was. Just me and my happiness.
Wake up every morning and tell yourself that you’re a badass bitch from hell and...– Kate Nash’s advice to college students (via thecaminare-jai)
nickjohnas: i think beyonce just won the superbowl
I want a guy who: is afraid to lose me will randomly take me to get pedicures takes my side over everyone’s spoils the shit out of me can’t say no to my face loves all the stupid shit about me never makes my stomach drop doesn’t have stupid good for nothing friends won’t make me want to cry, EVER will call me to tell me goodnight and txt me goodmorning knows how...
trying not to swear after you stub your toe
My opening line to my introductory speech in class today: Hello, my name is Emerald. No, I am not a stripper. fuck me.